Because Chiggers like slings too

I'm a big fan of The Bloggess. This irreverent and satirically and sadistically funny woman who loves taxidermy, her husband Victor and zombies, nuff said. So when she blogged about a site that takes the "DNA" of your past tweets, and predicts what you'd most likely tweet next, I was curious to read what mine would say.

Put it this way, maybe I gotta lay off the breastfeeding, slings and language mixing.

Definitely add more coffee

Dahlia is my three year old daughter

And the absolute best one is

Because Chiggers like slings too